This is the long one, I copied it from Tony's site, and stole his idea of posting all 5 results (in order of like, what I am the most, to what I am the least, according to this particular test):
Your #1 Match: INFJ |
The Protector You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity. Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is. You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience. You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them. You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher. |
Your #2 Match: INFP |
The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist. |
Your #3 Match: INTJ |
The Scientist You have a head for ideas - and you are good at improving systems. Logical and strategic, you prefer for everything in your life to be organized. You tend to be a bit skeptical. You're both critical of yourself and of others. Independent and stubborn, you tend to only befriend those who are a lot like you. You would make an excellent scientist, engineer, or programmer. |
Your #4 Match: INTP |
The Thinker You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can. Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge. Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat. A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it. You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor. |
Your #5 Match: ISFJ |
The Nurturer You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal. A good listener, you excell at helping others in practical ways. In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music. You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for. You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist. |
Next is the "Quick and Dirty IQ Test," which I obviously took because of the name. It was quick, but not in any way dirty, except for the fact that it said my logical intelligence is "below average," which makes it a dirty whore. And a liar. Stupid quiz, that's such bullshit!
| Your IQ Is 140 |
 Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Genius |
And now for the purity tests. I've taken the 500 question omnisexual purity test before, and I always scored between 32-37%, so either the 1,000 question one has a lot more stuff I haven't done, or I've just forgotten what a whore I used to be, because my score has somehow gotten MORE pure. All the tests below were taken through www.armory.com.
Your 1000 Point Purity Test Results
You answered "yes" to 555 of 1000 questions, making you 44.5% sexually pure (55.5% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 44.5% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 32%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test.
Your Greedy Bisexual Test Purity Test Results*
You answered "yes" to 58 of 100 questions, making you 42.0% bisexual greediness pure (58.0% bisexual greediness corrupt); that is, you are 42.0% pure in the greedy bisexual domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 29%, based on a comparison of your test results with 8538 other submissions for this test.
*I'm seriously not really bi. My guy:girl crush ratio is like 95:5. No, like 97:3.
Your Female Purity Test Results
You answered "yes" to 83 of 100 questions, making you 17.0% sexually pure (83.0% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 17.0% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 33%, based on a comparison of your test results with 477675 other submissions for this test.
Your [Mental] Purity Test Results
You answered "yes" to 183 of 260 questions, making you 29.6% [mental] pure (70.4% [mental] corrupt).
On that note, I'm going to bed. For non-dirty pre-work sleepytime. Good night! :)
