1) I was eating a lolly and thought "I'll take a cool camera phone pic and post it to my blog, because it's purple, and it'll match!" After like, seven different shots of me trying to do it in that very commercial, 1996 Hard Candy ad campaign kind of way (and failing miserably), I took this one, and called it a day:
I made it small to try and hide its blurriness, but nothing can hide how hilariously bad it is. It's so terrible that it's AWESOME.
2) The FMA was shot down by the senate today, which is cool beans.
3) My cat's breath smells like cat food.
4) My throat hurts, and I've lost my voice. Probably from the THREE lollipops I've consumed today. Jebus.
5) I forgot to add Shannon's b-day gifts to my tally: Lost postcards from television w/out pity (I forget how many there were, and I'm at work so I can't count them), a pessimism mug from despair.com that has a half-way mark on the side and says "this glass is half empty," and a sticky note cube (I LOVE STICKY NOTES!) from despair.com that says:
PROCRASTINATION
Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time,
But Laziness Always Pays Off Now.
Word. Thanks Shannon! :)
