Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Dirty Hippy Banned from Entering US

So apparently Cat Stevens is going to kill us all. He's therefore not allowed entry into the US, and rightly so. Donations he's made to Muslim organizations have apparently been linked to funds used by terrorists at some point, somehow, which means he himself poses enough of a threat to be on "a government terrorism watch list." Now I'm sure I don't have even a fraction of the information the homeland security people have (though I'm sure a lot of them don't have a fraction of the intelligence *I* have, muahaha) but seriously. The man is a dirty f*ing hippy. REAL hippies aren't terrorists. They're against that. He's all about peace and rainbows and lately, Allah. But despite the fact that Allah and Mohammad are themselves horrible terrorists (at least from what I've interpreted from the news), I doubt very seriously that CAT STEVENS would be all like, "hey, I know I gave half of the proceeds of my last album to victims of 9/11, but you, terrorists, how about you have the other half, and just go on killing innocent people and accomplishing nothing productive at all. I'm all for people who kill." Besides, um, if we're going after people who've funded and even say...TRAINED people who are now a terrorist threat, shouldn't we go after ourselves as well? The whole thing just makes me want to go home and bite my pillow. (that last bit was for you Shannon)

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