My eyes! My eyes!

Okay. Last night I was sitting in the bathroom, doing sitting in the bathroom type things, and gagging my way through the current Delia's catalog. I mean, really. Please. Some things were cute, but most of it seemed like it was just ugly on purpose. I was disturbed and felt out of touch and old because I just couldn't find some of that stuff attractive AT ALL. I say again, some things were cute, but a lot of it was just repulsive. Then just now at work I was walking down the hall and passed a girl wearing horrible jeans. She was young and pulled together in a mostly uninteresting sort of way, except for the fact that she was wearing normal medium-blue denim jeans with a faded spot on her ass. Now. I understand that these are popular. I even find a lot of them cute, if it's done right. But her's was a strikingly pale circle that covered most of the lower half of her ass and a few inches of the top of her thighs. It looked like she'd sat on a cake, and it just drew my eyes right to the fact that her jeans were a little small in the butt, if you know what I mean. Ugh. I'm no fashionista, but please...anyone should know that stuff like that isn't a good idea.