Sci Fi is playing "Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove" right now, and I tried to sit and watch it, then I tried to fidget with an exercise band and watch it, and now I'm sitting at my computer and only turning to the tv when people scream or sound like they have something important to say. Just before the last commercial break, the pirate was cutting a drunk's head off, and I swear the head actually fell off a split second before the sword actually "cut through" the neck. Then it hit the floor, and THEN the blood spatter hit the wall. It was awesome.
I'm sleepy though, so fuck it...I should just go to bed. Brett and Tony and Brian did a bunch more work in the yard today, so it'll look less like a jungle and more like a work-in-progress when people come over on Saturday. At least we're only having like 15 people, so it's not like we NEED the yard to be in great shape; everyone can just fit on the decks. And Brett (aka The King of the Castle) fixed the hot tub, so at least there's that.
My first crock pot dinner went well; I guess what I made is called a pot roast, according to Brett. It was a giant hunk of cow carcass that I covered in a marinade and cooked on low for 6 hrs. Then I pulled the meat apart with forks and we made it into shredded bbq beef sammies. They were delish.
"You're not takin' my head without a fight! Aaaaaaarrrrggghhh!!!" *swing, sploosh, clunk.* That really wasn't much of a fight. I wonder if their budget ran out half-way through filming...it's like they're not even trying.
So anyway, I'm making beef stroganoff in the crock tomorrow. It should be good...I should totally take the meat out of the freezer before I go to bed though. The only things I hate about crock pot cooking are 1) that I have to smell dinner for so long during the day that by the time it's time to eat it, I don't want it anymore; and 2) at least after the beef sammies, that thing was naaasty with baked on, caked on grease. Well, not really grease, more like dried up bbq sauce. But still. Naaasty. And there was like congealed fat floating on top of the sauce after I took the beef out and the pot cooled off...it was sick.
Speaking of sick...is it wrong that I bought Fergie's London Bridge on iTunes yesterday? I think she's such a skeaze, but it kept getting stuck in my head, and I listened to it like four times today, and every time it played I couldn't help but shake my ass. "I'm a lady but I'm dancin' like a ho..." Indeed.
Oh Jebus, thank god that movie is over. Horror movies that end with a surprise bad guy comeback and then a scream that fades to shitty thrown-together, made-for-tv music over sped up credits are so lame. I'm going to go to bed now, and while I'm falling asleep I'm going to watch "Lethal Swarms: Killer Bees" to try to clear that pirate shit out of my head so I don't have nightmares. I definitely think "Lethal Swarms: Killer Bees" is the best choice. Yep. That's a wise decision.
Wait...wtf?!? This episode of Who Wants to be a Superhero is NEW?!? I'm totally watching this. I really wish Feedback would stop being such a pussy, though. I hope he doesn't win.
Good night, true believers. <3
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