Things that have come to my attention today:
1) Cat Power has a few songs I like, but according to iTunes, "The Greatest" is the one I've ended up listening to the most. Making it, in my opinion, "the greatest" song she's written. Or performed, since she seems to sing a lot of stuff she didn't actually write.
2) If you eat about a pound of carrots, your poop will be orange.
3) If Brett comes across a carrot he dislikes, he will apparently be perfectly comfortable spitting the whole chewed up mess into his water glass and setting it in the kitchen for me to discover and then rinse out for him.
4) A 2 lb bag of baby carrots might be a little much for two people to go through on their own.
5) [Entry deleted, as per Brett's request, because apparently he doesn't want anyone to see something he wrote when he was nine. Because he's a jerk.]
5 comments:
At least orange and brown are Halloween/fall colors.
1) I (heart) Cat Power. She's got this song on the "I'm Not There" soundtrack. It's great! Oooo! And a new album in January... "The Greatest" is indeed just that... although I'm a big fan of "Should We" and "The Moon."
2) ew... funny, but ew. Though I'm not one to judge. I'm fascinated by the urination results of eating beats or asparagus.
3) ew!
4) Quite possible true, but better than a 2 lb bag of candy.
5) Party pooper!
Kim: OMG. EW!!! :D
Mr. Burkwalter:
1) Here here! :)
2) What to beets do to pee? Also, it's beets, not beats. Unless music actually has an effect on urine. Hmmm...
3) Yes. "Ew," indeed. Our seventh wedding anniversary is in less than two months, if you can believe it. We've apparently grown veeery comfortable with each other. Well, comfortable enough for Brett to think I'd be okay cleaning up his rejected carrot bits, but not comfortable enough that I wasn't grossed out. Though I still cleaned it up anyway. :/
4) Now you get an "ew!" from me; you are correct. A 2 lb bag of carrots split two-ways is DEFINITELY better than a 2 lb bag of candy.
5) Word.
Beets, when consumed in a reasonable quantity, turn urine pink...
I've yet to try the beets/asparagus COMBO, but I look forward one day to producing stinky pink pee!
Megan and I are also approaching odd comfort levels, such that she is not offended by my shouting "Yay! Pink pee!" from the bathroom.
Um, this stuff isn't going to appear on the INTERNET is it?
PINK pee?!? :D It's time for me to make a beet salad, I think.
Also, ha. :)
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