Tomorrow will be a day of errands and then, if all goes smoothly, the rest of the first disc of season six of Curb, tv shows from tonight that we didn't have time to watch, and a dinner of junky unhealthy food that's easy to prepare and oh-so-satisfying. I have no idea yet what that food will be, but I'm sure we'll come up with something. And I want ice cream. Gobs and gobs of praline ice cream. Soy-based of course, because I'd rather not spend Saturday morning shitting out my internal organs. Thanks, but no thanks.
I kind of want to take some time Friday night or Saturday morning to re-do the "about me" section of this blog, because I've noticed that it's getting some traffic lately. But it always takes me sooo long to think of things to say, so I don't know if that'll happen or not. I just hate that it has so much out of date info. :P But if you have any good like, myspace-esque survey thingies that you'd like to see me fill out send me the link, and maybe I'll fill them out. But only if they're not stupid.
Or if you have any questions you've been dying to ask me about myself, let me know and maybe I'll use them to make some new "random facts."
But whateva. I don't care if you don't respond. I DON'T CARE, DAMMIT.
Also, I haven't told Shannon yet (dude, Shannon, update your blog!), but I MADE NEW LOLCAT TEH OTHR DAI:
Please click through and give it 5 stars. Because it's awesome. I'M awesome. And Star is awesome, for making that face. I'm actually not a huge fan of lolcats; most of the time my reaction is to make a facial expression not unlike the one Star is making in the above photograph. But I kept seeing that shot in my flickr account and thinking, "DAMN that would make a good lolcat." So there you have it.
Speaking of flickr, they added a cool new stats feature a couple of months ago, and I've had a good time using it to look up the search terms people have used to get to my photos. A lot of pervy people have probably gone to my photos and been very disappointed. Like the guy who found this photo by searching for "girl pee bath." I usually delete pervy comments, but I just couldn't get rid of this guy's, because I found them so hilariously creepy.
Then today, I noticed that someone had found this photo by searching for "exposed balls." Why anyone would have the urge to view people hangin' brain is beyond me, but unfortunately(?) for them this photo contains no brain. Only the terror expressed by Brett at the thought that there MIGHT be brain.
Anyway, after seeing "exposed balls" in my referring domain information, I thought, "hmm...I wonder how many 'exposed balls' photos on flickr actually contain exposed balls..." So I clicked the link. Much to my relief, most of the photos had nothing to do with visible cojones. The very FIRST photo listed however, was (NSFW) this. The photo itself is both poor in quality and somewhat traumatizing, but the story below the photo is hilarious. PERVS!!! I swear.
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EEEWWWWW! EWW EWW EWWWWEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!
That being said....I have a new blog...could you change my link? I've been working on it a ton and it is soooo much fun! eeewwww...oops, one left over.
One time we were visiting historic Jamestown when I was, twelve I think. It's where they "live" in the 1600's and dress like it too. We had a dude for a guide, telling us stories from "his" time. At one point he sat down on a barrel to answer questions. Apparently in the 1600's men didn't repair holes in the crotches of their breeches OR wear underwear. Now me, being twelve or so, had never seen a man's genetalia and could not imagine what the hell I was looking at...I was mortified and couldn't tell a soul. Boo. Boo for balls who show themselves unasked!
Wait...I also wanted to ask how you found your lolcat pic...I did one and I can't find it!!!!!!!
Is historic Jamestown in Verrginia? Because if it is, OMG, I totally went there WHEN I WAS 12. I love the whole historical reenactment thingy, except when they talk to me. Even as an adult, I'm all like, "... Please don't talk to me." I've never said it with my mouth, but I'm sure I say it with my hostile vibe and unnecessarily witty retorts. Also, that's supes gross about the guy with the crotchole. I wonder if I talked to the same guy but maybe didn't notice. Yucks.
You have to log in to the lolcats site in order to upload your own pics, so if you uploaded your own it should be on the "My Lolz" tab of your profile page. Which you can also get to by clicking "Lol Builder." If you used a stock photo and didn't log in, I don't know where you'd look. Their site is kind of a mess. :P
Lastly, I would love to update your link! you can send me the url at [anythingyouwant) at catjackson.net. It'll go to my gmail box and I'll get it and update it this weekend. Or you can give it to me tomorrow at dinner; whichever. I wanted to use dinner tomorrow as an opportunity to tawk about your interwebs questions anyway - Brett forwarded me your email, but I'm lazy with email and figured I'd wait until Saturday. Hope you don't mind! :O
So happy you mayded the LOLcat. And yes, Star is uber-awesome for making that face. LOLcats aren't so bad...especially those babushka ones that were so adorable. And the "I can has emac" one.
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