OMG.

I'm on my way to bed after watching the first disc of the first season of Sex and the City (I've seen a few episodes here and there, but I wanted to watch it uncensored before forming an opinion), and I realized I hadn't checked my email since early this morning, so I stopped off at my computer on the way. I decided to check flickr, myspace, and statcounter while I was here, so I opened them all.

Hotmail: normal - a pottery barn shipment notification (woohoo!) with a quick note from my mom.

Flickr: normal - one new comment.

MySpace: like, a guhgillion bulletins from my niece, which I haven't looked at yet, and no new comments (boo).

Statcounter: nine separate hits in the last 24 hours (which is pretty normal for the weekend):

four with no referring link (you really like me!) :D
one from Malisonian
one from Brett
one as a google search result for "Jackson the cat" (which oddly enough, is pretty normal)
one as a yahoo search result for "cat wet and dirty pics" (less normal)
and one, from the fair city of Gulfsat, Kuwait, as a yahoo search result for "why my cat does not make her shit in the right place?"

Now...well...WHAT THE FUCK?!?

1) Why am I the NUMBER ONE search result for "why my cat does not make her shit in the right place?"

2) This is clearly written in second-language English. Did they really find the Arabic search results that unsatisfactory?

3) What the fuck?

4) Why DOES not your cat make her shit in the right place? Do you keeping her shit box with the clean? Our cats make their shit in the right place, but much happier they are with shit keeping scooped out of box.

Before I offend ALL of you, I'm going to stop. Hopefully I've just offended four, maybe five or six people at this point. Let me point out that the reason I find that search SO funny isn't the ESL, it's the casual use of the word "shit" in an ESL sentence. Not "feces," nor "poop" nor even "waste," but SHIT. Anyhoo.

Who in the Seattle area is using dialup? I don't see you SUPER frequently, but when I see it listed I always wonder, well..."who in the Seattle area is using DIALUP?"

Good Night. :)