Phoning It In.

I can't think of anything to write about right now, and I don't feel like coming up with something (I'd rather crochet and listen to podcasts), so I did a shitty online survey, and I'm posting it in lieu of an ACTUAL post. Wow...I shoved all of that into one sentence. Anyway, here goes:

And You Are...? (Really fun-to-do, random survey!)
When was the last time you got drunk?:	wow...I don't know...maybe around xmas?
What's your favorite style of socks?:	ankle
One big gift or a bunch of little gifts?:	both.
Have you ever thrown a pair of shoes on a telephone pole wire outside?:	no
When is your birthday?:	May
Who's your best friend?:	Brett
Do you like energy drinks?:	rarely
When was the last time you went to a carnival or a fair?:	I think I went to one last year, but it might've been the year before.
Do you like upside down rollercoasters?:	NO. they make me sick.
Have you ever witnessed/been in a wet t-shirt contest?:	no
Hotdogs or hamburgers?:	from a restaurant: hamburgers. at a bbq: hot dogs.
What's your favorite kind of chips?:	sunchips or taro chips
Have you ever twisted up a swing and then untwisted it and spun around?:	yes
What was your favorite contraption at a playground when you were a kid?:	swings, monkey bars, fireman pole, tether ball, tunnel, big toy, etc. most of them.
What's a helix lucorum?:	I don't know...probably a snail.
What's your favorite aquatic creature?:	lots
Who's the best teacher in your school?:	um...I'm old.
Would you ever eat hufu?:	I don't know what that is.
How far away do you live from Ontario, Canada?:	pretty far; I'm about 2 hours south of Vancouver, BC.
Have you ever been to Alaska?:	nope
Ever drive your car on a sidewalk?:	yes.
Would you rather bake brownies or cookies?:	both. damn...now I want chocolate...
Do you like to make s'mores at a campfire?:	no
Who was your favorite power ranger?:	pink
What's your favorite flavor coffee?:	I don't drink coffee, though lately I've heard good things about the health benefits...
Do you own a knife?:	yes
Are you pro or against the death penalty?:	against
How many scars do you have on your body, that are non-surgical?:	tons.
What is one turn-off of someone you are interested in?:	that they're not Brett. other than that, lots. I'm picky - that's why I'm with Brett.
What is one turn-ON of someone you are interested in?:	That he's Brett.
Do you own a fish?:	only the fish in my belly from dinner...
Do you think there's other life in the universe?:	possibly
Are you afraid of cemetaries?:	not on a rational level
Ever seen a bar fight?:	yes
Do you wear hats/beanies?:	only if I have to for the sun
Would you rather have a hoodie or a comfy winter coat?:	depends on the temp...
Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed?:	open
Are you the type that can sleep anywhere if need be?:	not unless I'm REALLY tired
What are you mostly addicted to?:	food, water, air, technology
Are you supposed to be doing something else instead of this survey?:	no
Where's the last country you think you'd ever go on vacation to?:	I don't know...never say never, right?
Have you ever eaten anything that was inside a garbage can?:	Probably.
What will your wedding song be?:	I'm already married; we had a few.
How many times do you say "fuck" a day?:	Depends on the day.
What's your most-used swear word?:	Probably fuck. or shit.
Do you fear death?:	Kind of
Do you go to the beach in the summertime?:	yes
What's your favorite video game?:	Wii Sports!!!
Are you currently dating someone?:	married
Have you cheated on them at all?:	no
Have you ever played in a huge mud slide?:	no, that sounds dangerous...
Do you like to play football with your friends?:	NO
Do you like big crowds?:	no
When was the last time you checked the time?:	just after I read that question, so now; at 10:38
How bored are you, exactly?:	pretty friggin bored.
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