Ugh. Last night I ate like, four servings of veggies, three servings of fruit, beans, lentils, AND a kashi bar. I think that's probably like, 80 times the amount of fiber someone with IBS should be eating. But I loves my fiber - the more you eat, the more you poop! It's like magic!
Anyway, so now I have acid reflux and a swollen belly that's creaking like an old wooden ship. I'm not OUTSIDE gassy, but I think I have what my old boss Belinda Cannady used to call "inside gas." Because I don't think food can make creaking sounds.
Now back to my laundry folding...
3 comments:
too much information
Psh...whatever, MOM. I know this comment was from you. I'll talk about poop when I wants ta talk about poop! POOP! :P :)
Isn't the definiton of blogging: "Posting too much information on the internets"? At least that's what I always thought it was.
I personally just wrote a post about how much I hate taking showers. Like anyone wants to know that about me.
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