Maybe fruit salad. Maybe both? I don't know. Right now I'm eating a fudgesicle (or "fudgeicle," if you will), and feeling a little bit like I'd rather just keep busy all night, instead of trying to sleep. Brett's away on business until Thursday, and while that's definitely not long enough to make me feel lonely, I have a strong dislike of sleeping alone.
It's not that I'm scared; I just don't see the appeal in laying down next to...nothing. When I was single I sometimes stayed up for days at a time. Or had to fall asleep watching movies. Maybe I'll see if Hulu works on the Wii yet. We somehow have 0 s-video cables in the house right now, and that's the only way my old-ass laptop can connect to the tv, so...yeah. I guess I could just watch shit on the lappy itself. Or actually watch tv. Ew.
Right now I have my laptop running behind me (I spent the morning laying in bed using it to watch Angel and play Word Twist), and I'm on my iMac. I'm Mac in the front, and PC in the back. Ha. If the PC was in the front, and the Mac was in the back, it'd be like a perfect computer mullet. Too bad that if given the choice, I'd always rather face a Mac. :P
Speaking of mullets...I'm also wearing a tube top and a super high ponytail. And I'm barefoot. I might as well be drinking cheap beer and sporting a black eye that I SWEAR came from falling down the stairs. Hawttt.
Anyway. Are you on Last.fm? You should add me as a friend if you are. But you probably aren't. Or you don't use it. I don't know. I wish it were more popular than it is. Anyway, so I spent a good chunk of today listening to Katy Perry. Which you would know if you'd seen my last.fm profile. Or my iminta profile, I guess, but that's neither here nor there.
What I'd like to know is - what do YOU think of Katy Perry? If you've heard enough of her to formulate an opinion. I think a lot of her shit is reeeally crappy (check out her "similar artists" section for verification of her crappiness), but NPR thought she was good enough to bother mentioning, and I've liked her "I Kissed a Girl" song for awhile now, so I thought I'd check out more of what she has to offer. Most of it wasn't worth listening to more than once or twice, but I kind of like "Hot N Cold" and "UR So Gay."
So...UR So Gay. Here are the lyrics. I'll admit I call THINGS "ghey" or "ghay" all the time, but usually when I call people "gay" it's because they're, well...gay. And they call THEMSELVES gay, too. So reason 1 for me to hate this song - the guy she's singing about is, according to her, NOT ACTUALLY GAY. Reason 2? I actually PREFER IT when guys are literate, eco-conscious, fashionable, wear sunscreen, and have good taste in music. I think they're better that way, and I can't stand it when guys are all butched up and caveman-ish. And if they bother wearing makeup, well, good for them. You know, if it works. Reason 3 that I hate this song: it ends with her spitting out the word PENIS like some sort of retarded ten year old.
The ONLY reason I LIKE this song is because it's sooo catchy. I totally sang it over and over while I was washing dishes this afternoon. (Incidentally, Brett - what the hell did you eat that was hot pink??? I couldn't figure it out.) But judging from the lyrics and/or from listening to it on last.fm, what do YOU think of "UR So Gay?" Is it too awful for me to listen to? Should I just stick with the thousands of other catchy songs out there, or is it maybe actually hilarious and not meant to be taken as a serious affront to all men who are awesome and metrosexual? Do you like it? Do you hate it? Eh?
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