1) I've just discovered that if you make a peanut butter and banana sandwich using a hoagie roll, you don't have to cut up the banana!!! It can remain intact; as phallic as God intended. It is glorious.
2) I uploaded a new photo set to flickr, despite Brett's strong objections. He thinks they're bad photos, and that I shouldn't let people see them. I think he's a douche. He might be right about them being bad, but I don't really care. I wanted to upload something new and didn't feel like taking the time to find one of my cameras to import, so there ya go.
3) I found this awesome wake up call thingy this morning, and aaalmost gave them B's phone number so he'd really be able to start his day off on a good note, but then I decided...maybe that's not the note he's going for at 6 am. Also, it's sponsored by both Walmart and Disney, which is a little creepy to me.
But back when the Transformers movie came out, I had special messages from Optimus Prime sent to both B's phone and mine. It was suh-weeeeet. I don't think Hannah Montana would be quiiite as enjoyable, though. But check out her rockin' microphone. *Bling!* She sure knows how to look badass. And not like a Disney slave. Her pants really say it all.
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I am truly disappointed Cat... As soon as I saw this, I sent messages to THREE different people. The messages accomplish two things, not only did it remind my younger brother to not miss cheerleading practice, it also reminded him that I am so COOL that I've got connections with Hannah Montana, who frankly kicks Optimus Prime's butt any day...
And while her microphone says a lot, I think her pants say the most: Dream, Spotlight, Teen, Rock. These are pretty much the cornerstone of life, and why we haven't developed a religion based on those four sacraments yet is beyond me...
Oh Aaron, you made me lols so hard. It never occurred to me that I should send these messages to my BROTHERS. Genius! Like your baby brother, I think one or two of my brothers may also need a reminder not to miss cheerleading practice. Either that, or an 8am wakeup call for Saturday morning. And I'm concerned that my sister may miss wrestling practice, so I should remind her about that, as well.
I commented on yer makeup photos and you reminded me to update my blog which I've been meaning to do for awhile.
Woo! Yeah, more people should update their blogs more often. I should also update my blogroll, and remove the people who DON'T blog anymore. :/
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